Just because ………….
Posted on: April 17, 2010
Just because no one has been fortunate enough to realize what a gold mine you are, doesn’t mean you shine any less.
Just because no one has been smart enough to figure out that you can’t be topped, doesn’t stop you from being the best.
Just because no one has come along to share your life, doesn’t mean that day isn’t coming.
Just because on one has made this race worthwhile, doesn’t give you permission to stop running.
Just because no one has realized how much of an awesome woman you are, doesn’t mean they can affect your femininity.
Just because no one has shown up who can love you on your level, doesn’t mean you have to sink to theirs.
Just because you deserve the very best there is, doesn’t mean that life is always fair.
Just because God is still preparing your king, doesn’t mean that you’re not already a Queen.
Just because your situation doesn’t seem to be progressing right now, doesn’t mean you need to change a thing.
Keep shining, keep running, keep hoping, and keep praying, keep being exactly what you are already. COMPLETE!
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience
Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory.
Take naps.
Stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
No matter how often you’re scolded, don’t buy into the guilt thing and pout… run right back and make friends.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.
Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you’re not.
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
God said NO!!!!!!!………..
Posted on: April 14, 2010
I asked God to take away my habit.
God said, No.
It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up.
I asked God to make my handicapped child whole.
God said, No.
His spirit is whole, his body is only temporary.
I asked God to grant me patience.
God said, No.
Patience is a byproduct of tribulations;
it isn’t granted, it is learned.
I asked God to give me happiness..
God said, No.
I give you blessings;
Happiness is up to you.
I asked God to spare me pain.
God said, No.
Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me.
I asked God to make my spirit grow.
God said, No.
You must grow on your own, but I will prune you to make you fruitful.
I asked God for all things that I might enjoy life.
God said, No.
I will give you life, so that you may enjoy all things.
I asked God to help me LOVE others, as much as He loves me.
God said… Ahhhh,
finally you have the idea.
Lessons learnt ………
Posted on: April 9, 2010
I’ve learned…that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I’ve learned…that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
I’ve learned…that money doesn’t buy class.
I’ve learned…that it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
I’ve learned…that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
I’ve learned…that the Lord didn’t do it all in one day ………What makes me think I can?
I’ve learned…that to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
I’ve learned…that the less time I have to work, the more things I get done.
A little pearl of wisdom ………..
Posted on: April 9, 2010
HAPPINESS KEEPS YOU SWEET
TRIALS KEEP YOU STRONG
SORROWS KEEP YOU HUMAN
FAILURES KEEP YOU HUMBLE
SUCCESS KEEPS YOU GLOWING
BUT ONLY GOD KEEPS YOU GOING!!!!!
Rules from God
Posted on: April 9, 2010
1. Wake Up !!
Decide to have a good day.
“Today is the day the Lord hath made;
let us rejoice and be glad in it.”
Psalms 118:24
2. Dress Up !!
The best way to dress up is to put on a smile.
A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
“The Lord does not look at the things man looks at.
Man looks at outward appearance;
but the Lord looks at the heart.”
I Samuel 16:7
3. Shut Up!!
Say nice things and learn to listen.
God gave us two ears and one mouth, so He must have meant
for us to do twice as much listening as talking.
“He who guards his lips guards his soul.”
Proverbs 13:3
4. Stand Up!!…
For what you believe in.
Stand for something or you will fall for anything..
“Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time,
we will reap a harvest if we do not give up.
Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good…”
Galatians 6:9-10
5. Look Up !!…
To the Lord.
“I can do everything through Christ who strengthens me.”
Philippians 4:13
6. Reach Up !!…
For something higher.
“Trust in the Lord with all your heart,
and lean not unto your own understanding.
In all your ways, acknowledge Him,
and He will direct your path.”
Proverbs 3:5-6
7. Lift Up !!…
Your Prayers.
“Do not worry about anything;
instead PRAY ABOUT
EVERYTHING.”
Philippians 4:6
If Trinis Made Movies ……….. lol
Posted on: April 9, 2010
| If Trinis Made American movies!
1.Dude, where’s my Cortina? |
| Trini Movies We Would Like To See:
1 I Know What You Did Last Dry Season |
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. Compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
Hardcore Trini Love poem
Posted on: April 9, 2010
You are the aloo in my pie,
De channa in my doubles,
I love you and love you dearly!
You are the saltfish in my buljowl,
You are the coconut in my sweetbread,
Yuh is De golden ray in my life!
Just like piece of curry goat head I will love you till I dead .
You are the oil in my choka,
De dumplings in my soup,
I love you more than play whe.
Yes, I love you bad fah true!
Like a roti and a red solo,
We are meant for each other,
I’ll be always close to you.
Sweet like de sugar in your tea …
I’ll do anything for you!
You are the sauce in my stew,
And Hot like fresh hops.
In my arms I love to hold you,
Just like a glass a rum.
I will stick to
you like evo-stick.
And like gossip and badmind,
I’ll be everywhere you go.
Cause you are my puhlorie,
And I know I am your chutney.
When you call I will come running,
Like a thief from the Beetham.
Oh my peppersacue!
Yuh Sweet like sawine!
When my hands caress your body ,
You feel just like a loya of flour.
You are sweeter than a snowcone I will give you all I own.
You are sweeter than a barfi And soft like piece’a’pone .
No one can take me from you ,
Not in this life or death.
Cuz My TRINI gul/boi I love you,
More than words could say….
Questions ………… LOL
Posted on: April 9, 2010
5 Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man
The questions are:
What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to
explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e tells the
truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along
with possible responses.
Question # 1: What are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is: “I’m sorry if I’ve been
pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful,
caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you.”
This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most
likely is one of the following:
- Baseball.
- Football.
- How fat you are.
- How much prettier she is than you.
- How I would spend the insurance money if you died.
(Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who
once told Peg, “If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be
talking to you!”)
Question # 2: Do you love me?
The proper response is: “YES!” or, if you feel a more detailed
answer is in order, “Yes, dear.” Inappropriate responses include:
- I suppose so.
- Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
- That depends on what you mean by love.
- Does it matter?
- Who, me?
Question # 3: Do I look fat?
The correct answer is an emphatic: “Of course not!” Among the
incorrect answers are:
- Compared to what?
- I wouldn’t call you fat, but you’re not exactly thin.
- A little extra weight looks good on you.
- I’ve seen fatter.
- Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would
spend the insurance money if you died.
Question # 4: Do you think she’s prettier than me? Once again, the proper
response is an emphatic: “Of course not!” Incorrect responses include:
- Yes, but you have a better personality
- Not prettier, but definitely thinner
- Not as pretty as you, when you were her age
- Define ‘pretty’
- Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would
spend the insurance money if you died.
Question #5: What would you do if I died?
A definite no-win question. (The real answer, or course, is “Buy a
Corvette.”)
No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of
follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:
- She….Would you get married again?
He…..Definitely not!
She….Why not – don’t you like being married?
He…..Of course I
do.
She….Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
He…..Okay, I’d get
married again.
She….You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)
He…..Yes, I would.
She….Would you sleep with her in our bed?
He…..Where else would we sleep?
She….Would you put away my
pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
He…..That would seem
like the proper thing to do.
She….And would you let her use my golf
clubs?
He…..She can’t use them; she’s left-handed.
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